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Feb. 25th, 2008 03:45 pmThis is a wonderful bit of geekery, and I so want to put one together: Get Twitter alerts from your plants when they need watering.
So the consultants, now having lost their primary customer, were at a bar one day, and one of them (named L. Ron Hubbard) said: "This nickel-a-line-of-code gig is lame. You know where the real money is at? You start your own religion." And that's how both Extreme Programming and Scientology were born.
We need your database in order to develop the reports
and triggers against it. Could you send a copy of your
production database?
There are "better" languages than Perl — hell, there are lots of them, if you define "better" as "not being insane". Lisp, Smalltalk, Python, gosh, I could probably name 20 or 30 languages that are "better" than Perl, inasmuch as they don't look like that Sperm Whale that exploded in the streets of Taiwan over the summer. Whale guts everywhere, covering cars, motorcycles, pedestrians. That's Perl. It's charming, really.
But Perl has many, many things going for it that, until recently, no other language had, and they compensated for its exo-intestinal qualities. You can make all sorts of useful things out of exploded whale, including perfume. It's quite useful. And so is Perl.
28. Joss Whedon Says:
February 16th, 2006 at 7:29 pm
Wow, we both went right to the cross-dressing humor! This is just like the Algonquin round table, except there’s only two of us, and no table, and no particular surfeit of wit, and no great certainty about how spell ‘Algonquin’. Huzzah!
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Why are you guys picking on the Joint Strike Fighter? Its an amazing machine!
Also, what does any of this have to do with car struts, your boss Jay, the Apache indians, solar eclipses, ideas, ants, tom-cats or coffee?!?
Or am I way off base?
Posted by Dat Guy
Ohhhh I get it now!!
I had no idea it mattered which way my Java Server Faces!!
South would be down, the devil is said to be down below, so south sounds bad to me. The devil is evil, right? West and East both face the sun at some point and I wouldn't want my Java Servers Face in the sun.
I guess that only leaves North or perhaps standing on end facing up??
What do you guys recommend? I am very concerned.
Posted by Dat Guy
I find that if you put the server upside down, it runs better, because all the electricity runs to the CPU.
Posted by Cameron