Pre-coffee amusement

[geekchick]

Well, concurrent coffee amusement at any rate.

From comments on the (old) Good vs Evil post on The BileBlog, with a bit of trimming and formatting of the attribution lines to make the separation between comments clearer. (They're picking, by the way, on JSF - JavaServer Faces. Among many, many other things.)

Why are you guys picking on the Joint Strike Fighter? Its an amazing machine!

Also, what does any of this have to do with car struts, your boss Jay, the Apache indians, solar eclipses, ideas, ants, tom-cats or coffee?!?

Or am I way off base?

Posted by Dat Guy

Ohhhh I get it now!!

I had no idea it mattered which way my Java Server Faces!!

South would be down, the devil is said to be down below, so south sounds bad to me. The devil is evil, right? West and East both face the sun at some point and I wouldn't want my Java Servers Face in the sun.

I guess that only leaves North or perhaps standing on end facing up??

What do you guys recommend? I am very concerned.

Posted by Dat Guy

I find that if you put the server upside down, it runs better, because all the electricity runs to the CPU.

Posted by Cameron

BileBlog also has the "ultimate summary" of every discussion thread ever at TheServerSide. A bit rude, but funny. (That pretty much sums up BileBlog most of the time, I think.)

Comments

[hopeforyou.livejournal.com]

What is your full birthday, where is your computer located (which wall of the building - N, S, E, or W), which direction is the front door of the room facing, which direction is the front door of the building, and when was the building built?

I could feng shui your computer for you, but it's gonna take time...

[geekchick]

=)

Don't know if it was clear or not, but he was joking about JavaServer Faces.