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[geekchick]

To lighten the mood a bit:

ame_chan explains it all: how to find a spouse/third/HBB in three easy steps. Things like this are pretty much the only reason I even bother with polyamory most days.

Notes to self: (cue Super Milk Chan: "You dumbass!")

* Check to see if you're using the "butter-flavored" instant grits before you add a big dollop of butter. Oog. You really can have too much "butter flavor". On the other hand, the cat is helping himself to the remains and seems happy enough with it.

* When you're getting ready for bed and wonder why it is your face seems to be peeling a bit, <hint> take a look at that jar of night cream full of retinol in your hand</hint>.

Now, do I go to the used book/music store, or do I realize that it is far too dangerous to go into such a place right this minute and wisely stay home?

Comments

[tenacious-snail.livejournal.com]

I think I might need to be more careful at the potlucks I go to. I ask about meat. Sometimes I ask about mushrooms or wheat or nuts. Now I need to check for boxes. Eeek!

[pecunium.livejournal.com]

* Check to see if you're using the "butter-flavored" instant grits before you add a big dollop of butter. Oog. You really can have too much "butter flavor". On the other hand, the cat is helping himself to the remains and seems happy enough with it

Best way to avoid this is to use the grits as spackle and just eat the butter, as is.

TK

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

how to find a spouse/third/HBB in three easy steps.

[boggle] That's it?! And here I was thinking you needed nets, harpoons, stun guns, etc.

Just a burger, huh (takes notes)? :D

[firinel.livejournal.com]

*sigh* the poly community (as a whole) is one of the snarkiest things I've ever been in. So rampant with the 'let's make flippant self-serving comments about people new to this because we're not in their situation and have always known the proper ways of things' attitude.

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

Grits, yum. Instant grits... eh. Regular grits take 2.5 minutes in the microwave, about as fast as I can make instant...