geekchick | the pants command me

tommx and I have been having far too much fun coming up with these. (For a sort-of context, see this.)

A partial snippet of our conversation:

If by my life or death, I can protect you, I will. You have my pants...
Do you still have the pants? Keep them secret. Keep them safe
I just heard something about some pants and the end of the world.
This is no mere ranger! He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your pants.
Gandalf has fallen into his pants.
Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.
To destroy the ring, you must toss it into the cracks of my pants.
A shadow and a threat have been growing in my pants.
Let's hunt some pants!
What do you want? A little more caution from you. Those are no pants that you carry.
You must remember, the pants are trying to get back to their master.
If you are a friend, you speak the password and the pants will open.
It comes in pants? I'm getting one!
A lament for Gandalf. What do they say about him? I have not the pants to tell you.
Confound it all Samwise Gamgee, have you been pantsdropping? I ain't been dropping no pants sir, honest.
Bilbo Baggins! Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap pants!
They have taken the pants and the second hall.
A shadow lurks in the pants. We can not get out...they are coming.
If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from my pants I've ever been.
I think you should leave the pants behind, Bilbo. Is that so hard?
All who look upon her fall under her pants and are never seen again.
Our people lose pants. They look to me to make things right and I would do it. I would see the pants of Gondor restored.
I will be dead before I see the Ring in the pants of an elf!