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the pants command me
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tommx and I have been having far too much fun coming up with these. (For a sort-of context, see this.)A partial snippet of our conversation:
- If by my life or death, I can protect you, I will. You have my pants...
- Do you still have the pants? Keep them secret. Keep them safe
- I just heard something about some pants and the end of the world.
- This is no mere ranger! He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your pants.
- Gandalf has fallen into his pants.
- Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.
- To destroy the ring, you must toss it into the cracks of my pants.
- A shadow and a threat have been growing in my pants.
- Let's hunt some pants!
- What do you want? A little more caution from you. Those are no pants that you carry.
- You must remember, the pants are trying to get back to their master.
- If you are a friend, you speak the password and the pants will open.
- It comes in pants? I'm getting one!
- A lament for Gandalf. What do they say about him? I have not the pants to tell you.
- Confound it all Samwise Gamgee, have you been pantsdropping? I ain't been dropping no pants sir, honest.
- Bilbo Baggins! Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap pants!
- They have taken the pants and the second hall.
- A shadow lurks in the pants. We can not get out...they are coming.
- If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from my pants I've ever been.
- I think you should leave the pants behind, Bilbo. Is that so hard?
- All who look upon her fall under her pants and are never seen again.
- Our people lose pants. They look to me to make things right and I would do it. I would see the pants of Gondor restored.
- I will be dead before I see the Ring in the pants of an elf!
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