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Today is Boomtime, day 10 in the season of The Aftermath, 3167.

They just announced another non-specific terrorism threat for the next week, based on more "credible evidence", which naturally didn't specify where anything *might* happen. Not that I'd expect them to flat-out say so to the press if it did. I just wonder what the point of this is, other than making everyone utterly paranoid for a week?

Date: 2001-10-29 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sol3.livejournal.com
I'm waiting for the FDA to issue recommended daily allowance guidelines for paranoia.

This way, news articles can state that they provide 10% or 50% or 200% of the RDA for paranoia...

This will also help us know when to stop reading the news, or which news articles to avoid so that we don't exceed our RDA....

I wonder if there's a Material Safety Data Sheet on paranoia...

Date: 2001-10-29 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sol3.livejournal.com
You know... it dawns on me that these comment pages are UV cleared... what was your clearance again, friend citizen? :)

--Dg, *giggling* "please shoot the commie mutant traitor on your left"

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