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The French Toast Alert System status for tomorrow: Elevated

Elevated: Moderate, plowable snow predicted. Harvey Leonard openly smiles during report. Empty your trunk to make room for milk, eggs and bread. Clear space in refrigerator and head to store for an extra gallon of milk, a spare dozen eggs and a new loaf of bread.

Thursday

Snow likely in the morning...then snow and sleet in the afternoon. Snow and sleet accumulation of 2 to 4 inches. Highs in the mid 30s. East winds around 5 mph. Chance of precipitation 90 percent.

Thursday Night

Cloudy. Freezing rain...sleet and rain likely in the evening...then a chance of freezing rain after midnight. Ice accumulation of less than one quarter of an inch. Lows around 30. Northeast winds around 5 mph...becoming northwest after midnight. Chance of precipitation 70 percent.