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[geekchick]

Bleach! I need BLEACH for my BRAIN!

Sailor Hellblazer! a Sailor Moon/John Constantine: Hellblazer crossover

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[sistercoyote.livejournal.com]

That's weirdness I didn't need in my life.

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

Some things just shouldn't be written. ;-)

*offers bleach*

yuck yuck YUCK.

[qe2.livejournal.com]

And some things, once written, need not be shared, thankyousoverymuchNOT.

::snatches bleach bottle away::

::pours contents over head::

::gives container back nearly empty but offers geekchick her new Clorox Bleachpen, the coolness of which maybe partially makes up for the fact that it's going to take geekchick a much longer time to erase those images with the Bleachpen than it would've otherwise::

Oddly, Sailor Moon and Keanu Reeves seems like a slightly more logical pairing...

Re: yuck yuck YUCK.

[geekchick]

Somehow I suspected you'd appreciate this one. ;)

her new Clorox Bleachpen, the coolness of which maybe partially makes up for the fact that it's going to take geekchick a much longer time to erase those images with the Bleachpen than it would've otherwise

The Bleachpen is the niftiest thing EVAR! I adore them; we have stupid ceramic tile on the counters in our kitchen, and if not for that handy little pen I don't think I'd ever get the counters completely clean.

Oddly, Sailor Moon and Keanu Reeves seems like a slightly more logical pairing...

Maybe they'll write a movie tie-in? *duck*

Re: yuck yuck YUCK.

[qe2.livejournal.com]

Somehow I suspected you'd appreciate this one. ;)

Sigh. I am simply surrounded by mean people. It is teh suck.

Heh :-).

I have not yet actually bought a Clorox bleach pen, being as how my loan disbursement check just finally came through. It's so on my list now that you've endorsed it, though, because I have a table made out of that same kind of tile and the runnels between each piece are...um...kind of skanky.

::adds pen to list::

Maybe they'll write a movie tie-in? *duck*

Sigh. See above comment re meanness.

Heh.

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

The link is whacked, but tell me more about this "bleach pen"....

[geekchick]

Ah, the Clorox bleach pen, gift of the gods. Imagine a felt-tip pen that dispenses bleach gel rather than ink, perfect for getting into the nasty grout in the shower. And there's a dispenser with a scrubby thing on the other end for twice the bleachy goodness.

I hear the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser might come close in fabulousness, but I have yet to try it.