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Jul. 23rd, 2003 11:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
geekchickOh. Dear. God.
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illandaria, "If The Lord of the Rings had been written by someone else"
Ah, someone had to do it: in the style of John Norman, "Ringbearer of Mordor". *snerch*
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illandaria, "If The Lord of the Rings had been written by someone else"
GANDALF:
I do not want your bread and jam.
I’m busy being mad at Sam.
He likes to sneak. He likes to spy.
I’ll grind him up for hobbit pie!
FRODO:
Oh, do not grind him up for pie!
He is a pretty handy guy.
He mows my grass. He paints my gate.
He is my friend. We both are straight.
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Ah, someone had to do it: in the style of John Norman, "Ringbearer of Mordor". *snerch*
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Date: 2003-07-24 05:33 am (UTC)