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[geekchick]

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. I think I just hurt myself laughing. Parodies of the ready.gov web site ("USDHS: Don't say we didn't warn you."):

http://www.idlewords.com/biological.html
http://www.idlewords.com/chemical.html
http://www.idlewords.com/explosions.html
http://www.idlewords.com/nuclear_blast.htm
http://www.idlewords.com/radiation.html