Let's see if this cheers me up any

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

The Twitter service makes it easy for you to find people you'd like to follow. (The Backchannel: How Audiences Are Using Twitter and Social Media and Changing Presentations Forever)

I can envision all the rude jokes starting up already. Let's pretend this never happened, mmkay? Maybe whatever's up on my ereader will be more entertaining.

"They call it hot chocolate," says Peeta. (The Hunger Games)

Well, it's better than comparing my sex life to Twitter.