Let's see if this cheers me up any

[geekchick]

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

The Twitter service makes it easy for you to find people you'd like to follow. (The Backchannel: How Audiences Are Using Twitter and Social Media and Changing Presentations Forever)

I can envision all the rude jokes starting up already. Let's pretend this never happened, mmkay? Maybe whatever's up on my ereader will be more entertaining.

"They call it hot chocolate," says Peeta. (The Hunger Games)

Well, it's better than comparing my sex life to Twitter.

Comments

[tenacious-snail.livejournal.com]

I don't know that I'd like to have 140 character sex, but I'd be curious to see how it is done.

[geekchick]

I think I'd mostly be worried about repeated appearances of the Fail Whale.

[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[vizsludraugas.livejournal.com]

Trending: #geekchick.

That's all I could think of when I read this.

[geekchick]

*snerk*

[asetwoman.livejournal.com]

tenacious_snail stole my joke about 140 characters. :)

[chadu.livejournal.com]

"They argued at length over whether the Declaration should use independent or independant, inalienable or unalienable, whether the principal nouns were to be capitalized as Franklin wished or presented lowercase as Jefferson desired (and as was the rather racy new fashion among the younger set)."
-- Made in America: An Informal History of the English Language in the United States

Um, okay. I'm gonna ponder how that works out.

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

"He might very well be smart and talented." -- Rebel Sutra, by noire...