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[geekchick]

So...what the hell ever happened to Chocodiles, anyway? Mmm, forbidden chocolate-coated chocolate Twinkie...

Chocodiles
A rebel Twinkie. The Chocodile rejects the hypocritical sociability of the other Twinkies in their happy little packs of three, wrapped in plastic and denial, and instead chooses to go it alone, sitting in its chocolatey leather jacket and brooding about the futility of existence. But they're hard to find and really not as tasty, so they get a B.
(http://www.brunching.com/ratings/rate-hostess.html)

Hostess seems to be determined to ignore their existence, as there's absolutely no mention of Chocodiles or Chauncey on their site. They do, however, have a recipe for "Scottish Twinkie Fritters", a.k.a. battered, deep-fried Twinkies. *twitch* *twitch*

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[geekchick]

Don't forget the serving suggestion: top your deep-fried, battered Twinkie with ice cream and chocolate sauce. I feel queasy just contemplating it.