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[geekchick]

So...what the hell ever happened to Chocodiles, anyway? Mmm, forbidden chocolate-coated chocolate Twinkie...

Chocodiles
A rebel Twinkie. The Chocodile rejects the hypocritical sociability of the other Twinkies in their happy little packs of three, wrapped in plastic and denial, and instead chooses to go it alone, sitting in its chocolatey leather jacket and brooding about the futility of existence. But they're hard to find and really not as tasty, so they get a B.
(http://www.brunching.com/ratings/rate-hostess.html)

Hostess seems to be determined to ignore their existence, as there's absolutely no mention of Chocodiles or Chauncey on their site. They do, however, have a recipe for "Scottish Twinkie Fritters", a.k.a. battered, deep-fried Twinkies. *twitch* *twitch*

Comments

[geekchick]

Don't forget the serving suggestion: top your deep-fried, battered Twinkie with ice cream and chocolate sauce. I feel queasy just contemplating it.

[mellie25.livejournal.com]

Yummy! I never knew there were chocolate Twinkies made!! Where have I been? Oh just so u know I'm not some LJ stalker, I saw your post through NVA community members :)

[geekchick]

I remember them from the 70s and 80s. There are rumors that they're still available in some places out west, but I haven't seen any myself in at least a decade.

[hammercock.livejournal.com]

I used to rather like Chocodiles. But the Scottish Twinkie Fritters sound absolutely vile, disgusting, and profoundly WRONG. *shudder* Please tell me they don't actually make these in Scotland...

[geekchick]

No, if you go to www.twinkies.com and check the site map, there's a section called "recipe box"; it's one of the Twinkies recipes listed. You get to manufacture these yourself. =)