I laughed, I cried, it was better than "Cats"

[geekchick]

I'm going to order from these people again and again. A quote from the confirmation email I got from CD Baby (shush, it was Xmas presents for other people):

Your CDs have been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CDs and polished them to make sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CDs into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, Wednesday, December 12th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year". We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

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[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

I get a mental image of little elves busily and happily checking everything and sending your disc off. Or Power Puff Girls. Or the Munchkins in "The Wizard of Oz".

I've not had my coffee yet.. shoot me..