QOTD

[geekchick]

Via mrph:

Anyone offered kebab meat in suspicious circumstances is asked to contact British Transport police.

Comments

[tisiphone.livejournal.com]

I admit, I lolled.

[geekchick]

I also liked the "if you see someone selling kebab that isn't normally in that line of business" bit. XD

[hammercock.livejournal.com]

"Pssst! Hey, buddy! Wanna buy a Rolex? How about a kebab?"

[purplecthulhu.livejournal.com]

Kind of thing the Trowbridge Police need to make it an exciting day.

[nminusone.livejournal.com]

"Suspicious kebab vendor" is the name of my Red Dwarf fanfic episode.

[just-the-ash.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, the marijuana was only average, but this week Bill had some great kebab. I was too hungry to care where it came from...."