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In less pissy territory, "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" is hysterical. I was kind of worried it would end up just stupid, but no. It would be vaguely amusing if you haven't seen any of the other related movies, but not hysterically funny. If you have seen "Clerks", "Mallrats", "Chasing Amy" and "Dogma", it will be much, much funnier. Tons of cross-referencing. And if you've got the DVD versions of those movies and have watched the commentaries, it's even funnier still. "Affleck, you were da bomb in Phantoms!" Watch for all the cameos, and definitely stay through the closing credits and read them. "Mewes Wrangler", heh.