GeeCee's Not-Entirely-Original Miscellany

Serpentes on a Shippe! (spoylerez)

"This kynde of thynge was ful yn his style, for hys verye wallet hath ‘bad motherswyvere’ on it ywrit." Bwahahaha!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

*breathe*

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

*wipe tears*

Plot was beyond stupid (cheese on a big screen, but who's going to see this movie for the plot? ) but surprisingly (intentionally) funny, and Samuel L. Jackson was, well, Samuel L. Jackson. Parseltongue, motherf***er, do you speak it?! Tonight was definitely the crowd to see it with, what with the pre-movie chanting, running commentary, and cheering throughout the whole thing.

So very worth it. XD

And for reference: safety instructions in the event of snakes on a plane, or perhaps raccoons on a space shuttle.