Headline o'the Day

[geekchick]

Republicans Vote Against Moms; No Word Yet on Puppies, Kittens

Despite what you probably think, that is not a headline from from The Onion. [Edit: It is, however, the headline to Dana Milbank's column.]

Comments

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[also-huey.livejournal.com]

1) Fuckin' moms! What have they ever done for us? (your cue is 'aqueducts?')
2) CONGRESS OUT OF OUR PARENTS' BEDROOMS!
3) We must fight motherhood over there, so we don't have to fight it over here. If we don't take a stand against motherhood now, it's only a matter of time before the puppies and kittens are on our doorstep!
4) Osama Bin Laden has a mother. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[nixieq.livejournal.com]

jesus, what are these people, five years old?

[agnosticoracle.livejournal.com]

What is really depressing about this, is when you realize that Democrats didn't "[use] such procedural tactics as this . . . to bring the House to a standstill" during the first 6 years of Bush

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

You can tell who's next by who Dubya does a photo op with. Head Start got gutted right after he made an appearance with some preschoolers; if he shows up with a puppy or kitten they are doomed, count on it!