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[geekchick]

Answers to the "guess that quote from favorite movies" meme thing I posted a week or so ago:

1. "Would you like a free condom? They're boysenberry.[...] My boyfriend wears them every time we have intercourse, it makes his junk smell like pie." ["Juno"; anonymous passerby]


2. "Me? I've had so many names. Old names that only the wind and the trees can pronounce. I am the mountain, the forest and the earth." ["Pan's Labyrinth"]


3. "So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back." ["Labyrinth"; mac_arthur_park]


4. "You still have options, man." "Yeah, jail or Canada, and they both suck." ["Across the Universe", anonymous passerby]


5. "Yeah, I was perfectly fine here until I was hit by a magical flying MORON!" ["Stardust"; ladykathryn and celestyna]


6. "So much stuff, so little time to snoop." ["My First Mister"]


7. "I am no longer astonished at you knowing only six accomplished women, [X], I rather wonder at your knowing any." ["Pride and Prejudice", jasonhollister and patgreene


8. "I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books... and now there's only time to say... LIFE WELL SPENT!" ["The Simpsons Movie"; quasigeostrophy]


9. "Shush. You broke my heart. And you acted like somehow it was my fault, my misunderstanding, and I was too in love with you to ever be mad at you, so I just punished myself! For years! But you waltzing in here on my lovely Christmas holiday and telling me that you don't want to lose me whilst you're about to get married somehow newly entitles me to say, it's over. This...this twisted, toxic thing between us is finally finished! I'm miraculously done being in love with you! Ha! I've got a life to start living. And you're not going to be in it." ["The Holiday"; amylgam]


10. "You want to know why I wrote that stupid book? [...] So that you might come to a reading in Paris and I could walk up to you and ask 'Where the f*ck were you?'" ["Before Sunset"]


11. "It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life." ["Harold and Maude"; hnybny]


12. "When I talk about belief, why do you always assume I'm talking about God?" ["Serenity"; mdunnbass, submarine_bells, nixieq, sistercoyote]


13. "You'll figure that out. The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you." ["Lost in Translation"]


14. "You can never go home again, Oatman... but I guess you can shop there." ["Gross Pointe Blank"; quasigeostrophy]


15. "How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?" ["The Usual Suspects"; phinnia]

Comments

[tommx.livejournal.com]

bummer I missed this. I guess I'll just have to do my own.

[geekchick]

Heh. I recognized exactly zero of the ones you posted. =)