...and yet I cannot turn away

[geekchick]

Internet jail is going to be all full up by the time seeds_of_change and his e-lawyers and his CIA analyst buddy get done. (Or is it the FBI this week? Or just the MN DA's office? I can't keep up.) Felony bandwidth theft charges for everyone!

(If you haven't seen the train wreck in any of about 379 communities where he's crossposted his ravings and really must know, there's context in the comments to that post; try the otf_wank link.)

Comments

[icaruslaughing.livejournal.com]

WTF, yo. Bandwidth theft? Seriously, someone does need to get out more...

[geekchick]

In his case, somebody really needs to stay inside and unplug the computer for a little while.

[tommx.livejournal.com]

bandwidth theft???

i forgot how weird people can be. i am impressed that he can get a sit down with an assistant da over something like that. i have a hard enough time getting my isp on the phone.

[tisiphone.livejournal.com]

Heeheee. The ADA in his mind, maybe. (He's also threatened with CIA analysts, the Minneapolis computer crime unit, the Sopranos and the dog catcher.)

[geekchick]

But since this whole thing is a research project for DARPA, you know he's probably got a dedicated hotline right over to the Pentagon; next thing you know, everyone will end up in Gitmo for using their super-seekrit PI powers to steal his personal information from Google's cache.

[geekchick]

That, and theft of his "intillectual property". (That phrase really cracks me up, since given the context it's obviously not a simple typo.) I suspect the entirety of his "intellectual" property can be stored in a Tic Tac container.

[tommx.livejournal.com]

uh oh, i think i stole some tic tacs from my brother once. i'm in wicked trouble now.

[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

He's turning into the poster child for why some people need to stay on their meds.

[elorie.livejournal.com]

You know, "Seeds of Change" is the name of a company. http://www.seedsofchange.com/ I bet they have a trademark on it and everything.

I'm just sayin'

[tommx.livejournal.com]

wait, isn't that url theft? call the attorney general!

[geekchick]

Obviously, they're guilty of identity theft and he'll have to report them to the CIA too.