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[geekchick]

Terror Advisory Map

Today's 13-city Terrorist Threat Index (AQI)

Chicago

Winds may be made considerably stronger with nuclear assist. Chance of gusts up to 10,000 miles an hour. Possible Highs in the mid-millions. Lows in the 40's in the evening.

Newark

Low. Interviews with Camp X-Ray detainees reveal that most Al Qaeda members believe that someone has already attacked Newark.

Jenna Elfman's House

Al Qaeda hates her. And rightfully so.

Hee!

Comments

[winterbadger]

White Supremacist Militias

I hadn't realized that the Department of Rodina Obespechennost acknowledged that there was a threat from white supremacists. Does that include the ones the president has nominated to the federal bench? ;-)

Current Mood: easily distractable

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