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[geekchick]

A potentially fun meme stolen from mrph:

Give me three answers and I'll provide three questions to match them.

(Responses won't be necessarily quick today though, be forewarned.)

Comments

[phinnia.livejournal.com]

I was going to say 42, but everyone's going to say 42.

1. Because I'm the mom and I said so.
2. Stalingrad.
3. Due process.

[geekchick]

1) But WHYYYYYY?
2) "So if you've a date in _______/She'll be waiting in Volgograd."
3) What's another name for labor and birth?

[geminigirl]

It was a goat.

No, I didn't know that.

I have tried that before, but I'm not sure I want to do it again.

[geekchick]

1) I hear you hired a new lawn service?

2) Did you know that the restaurant you had decided on for dinner last night closed down?

3) Smoked duck tongues?

[brian1789.livejournal.com]

Amethyst.

Elvii wearing Shriner's hats.

Robert Zubrin.

[geekchick]

1) What's your third favorite gemstone?

2) Who would you like to be pallbearers at your funeral to set the appropriate tone?

3) SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!! World championship steel cage death match featuring Pascal and _____!

[icaruslaughing.livejournal.com]

1. I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
2. Brandy.
3. I ate it.

[geekchick]

1) What do you think the subtitle for Clinton's upcoming memoirs is going to be?
2) If it weren't for this song, we'd probably never have heard of Looking Glass.
3) Have you seen my science project that I left on the kitchen counter?

[patgreene.livejournal.com]

The cat made me do it.

I have often wanted to go there.

Survivor:All Stars.

[geekchick]

1) Why did you set up a home delivery plan with Bob's Small Flightless Birds and Rodents 'R Us?

2) Would you want to travel to China?

3) What group of people would you like most to vote back *on* to the island, shortly before surrounding it with an impenetrable concrete barrier?

[mrph.livejournal.com]

Lightly fried with olives and lemon

Clint Eastwood in a corset

Handcuffs, a small portion of popcorn and an alarm clock

[geekchick]

1) What would you suggest if a friend told you they were thinking of having children?

2) What do you think would be the best part of remaking "Rocky Horror" in the style of a Western?

3) What should I take along with me on my date tonight?

[mrph.livejournal.com]

Question #2 is evil and has now reduced me to random giggling.

Question #3 seems slightly selfish, though. Only a small portion? :)

[geekchick]

Question #2 is evil and has now reduced me to random giggling.

And you really have only yourself to blame. ;) (Well, okay, you can blame me too, I suppose.)

Question #3 seems slightly selfish, though. Only a small portion? :)

For the audience, of course. ;)

[mrph.livejournal.com]

You can blame me for the visuals, but the musical numbers are definitely all your fault. I'd only just recovered from "Paint Your Wagon", too...

But at least the popcorn now makes perfect sense. I think. :)

[winterbadger]

1. Fnord

2. Splunge

3. Mao Ce Dong

[geekchick]

1) What's the name of the Discordian car manufacturer?
2) What do you think?
3) Worst name for a porn star ever?

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

1) Mary I
2) The electric blue one.
3) House

[geekchick]

1) Pick an answer that you'd be hard-pressed to come up with an even remotely amusing question for.
2) What's been your favorite hair color so far?
3) What type of music would you think would be popular as hold music in a realtor's office?

[yy2bggggs.livejournal.com]

1. I simply gave up and sold it on ebay.
2. Either the third law of thermodynamics, or cheese wiz
3. None really, unless you count self inflicted cases.

[geekchick]

1) What happened to the kid you were supposed to babysit this weekend?

2) I ran out of hairspray, do you have anything I could use instead?

3) How many times this week has someone gotten a Veggie Tunes silly song stuck in your head?