C is for cookie. And crazy.

I have a bunch of cookie recipes I want to try out, but I don't want to have six or fourteen dozen cookies sitting in my house. (That way lies madness and blood sugar problems.) This, my friends, is where you come in. I'll send at least a dozen assorted cookies to the first four people on my friends list to comment here. [Edit: All four claimed. Depending on how much I bake, I may have a few additional available. TBD.] The catch, such as it is, is that I may not get around to baking for at least a week, so please don't camp out by the mailbox on Thursday or anything. Note: if you are currently dating me, you do not have to throw your hat in the ring for cookies because you're already accounted for.