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It's Monday morning and coffee's not kicked in yet, so here's a silly meme instead of lofty discourse. (Of course, if you're looking for lofty discourse, why are you reading my journal?) It made me laugh, and I like the title; I think I shall adopt it and put it on my business cards.

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	Your Great Grand High Awesomeness
Your symbol is:	the fox, because you're foxy!
You rule from:	a mountaintop mansion
At your side is:	your trained cheetah, Speedy - go fetch me a soda!
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	archers with mad skillz
Your most popular law is:	No more speakers on cars that rattle windows of homes
Your least popular law is:	Banning of the quote marks hand gesture
Your worst enemy is:	those awful clashing tapestries in your great hall
Your popularity rating is:	72%
Your chance of being overthrown is:	13%

Ask the friends list: DC-area hourly hot tub rental

Oh wise and all-knowing friends-list,

Do any of you happen to know if there's a DC-area equivalent to Watercourse Way? My body is grumbling at me for shovelling snow (and for getting older), and it's suggesting that perhaps a dip in a hot tub is in order. Sadly, I don't have one. I have a ginormous Jacuzzi tub, but the hot water heater is not quite up to the task of boiling me if I fill the tub completely; at best I get reasonably warm. I'm not necessarily looking for a spa-day-package sort of thing (although I guess I'd take it, if it were reasonably priced). I know there's the hot springs in Berkeley Springs, but that's a bit of a trek. I was hoping for something a wee bit closer.