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Too much puppy cuteness to be in one single place!

*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

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Today is Setting Orange, day 18 in the season of The Aftermath, 3268.

What a fascinating idea, Rob. *grin*

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)

Every relationship has its own unique soul. The way you fit together with another person -- whether it's through romantic intimacy, friendship, or collaborative work -- should be allowed to find the idiosyncratic identity that best suits the special chemistry between you. It is therefore a sin to compare any of your partnerships to some supposedly ideal model. Fortunately, you're in an astrological phase when you have a certain genius about togetherness. May I suggest that you devote the next few weeks to helping all of your important bonds find their deeper meaning?

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Um...

Terrifica, N.Y.-Based Costumed Protector of Women, Is Targeting Lonely Lotharios

For the past seven years Terrifica has been patrolling New York's party and bar scene, looking out for women who have had a little too much to drink and are in danger of being taken advantage of by men. She says she has saved several women from both themselves and predators who would prey upon their weaknesses — both from alcohol and a misguided notion that they have to go out drinking to find a companion.

"I protect the single girl living in the big city," says Terrifica, sporting blond Brunhild wig with a golden mask and a matching Valkyrie bra. "I do this because women are weak. They are easily manipulated, and they need to be protected from themselves and most certainly from men and their ill intentions toward them."

Gee, thanks so much. (And I find it absolutely hysterical that the banner ad in the sidebar right now is an ad for "The Bachelor", speaking of women who really ought to be saved from themselves. No really, ask me how I feel about that show. ;)  )