Wimps.

Today is Prickle-Prickle, day 8 in the season of Confusion, 3268.

On Congested Roads, Love Runs Out of Gas

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The term "geographically undesirable" was once reserved for people with romantic potential but for the fact that they lived in, say, Chicago. Now, it can mean someone on the other side of the Woodrow Wilson Bridge
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