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I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
who uses a machete to cut through red tape

With fingernails that shine like justice
and a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She is touring the facility and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

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Rule One from the Principia Psychodramatica says that the set of things any given person can really deal with is usually a small subset of the things they think they can deal with.

-Michael Feely

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Go me! I just managed to do my resume site in PHP. Technically that means I can put PHP on my resume now, right?. ;)

And I'm still really digging the new Cake CD.