Jul. 20th, 2001
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Jul. 20th, 2001 02:53 pmHow badly do I want to go to Creamfields in Vegas? Sucks I'm so cash-challenged right now.
At least tonight I get to take the last of my birthday presents to myself and bask in the glow of Bryan Ferry.
At least tonight I get to take the last of my birthday presents to myself and bask in the glow of Bryan Ferry.
mmm, perspective
Jul. 20th, 2001 04:47 pmFrom a.g.f.
When you have an "I hate my job" day try this: On your way home stop at a
pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Q-tip. Be sure to get this brand. When you get
home, lock your doors, draw the blinds and disconnect telephone so you won't
be disturbed during your therapy. Change into comfortable clothing, such as
sweats and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove your
thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so it won't get chipped
or broken. Remove the written material that comes with the thermometer and
read it. You will notice in small print the following statement: "Every
rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is personally tested." Now, close your eyes
and repeat out loud 5 times, "I am so glad I do not work in quality control
at the Q-tip company."
When you have an "I hate my job" day try this: On your way home stop at a
pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Q-tip. Be sure to get this brand. When you get
home, lock your doors, draw the blinds and disconnect telephone so you won't
be disturbed during your therapy. Change into comfortable clothing, such as
sweats and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove your
thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so it won't get chipped
or broken. Remove the written material that comes with the thermometer and
read it. You will notice in small print the following statement: "Every
rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is personally tested." Now, close your eyes
and repeat out loud 5 times, "I am so glad I do not work in quality control
at the Q-tip company."