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I took Gateway out for a Great Adventure today on his harness and leash. He seemed to have a great time until one of our neighbors opened their door, sending him into a panic attack. He also desperately needs a bath, as apparently the main point to going outside is to play in the dirt. Like a small child, he seems to be magnetically attracted to whatever place he will get the dirtiest. I wonder if I could possibly be more allergic to him right now, as he's a cat covered in grass and pollen. At least he's a cute allergen bomb.