Hm. Just discovered that in addition to my unopened bottle of Special Effects "Blue Velvet", I also have a tub of Manic Panic "After Midnight Blue" that I don't remember buying. I think this is a sign...
Well, it's bloo (and frizzy since I took a blowdryer to it). Probably not a very wise move if I'm jobhunting theoretically, but I feel perkier and that's the important part right now. =)