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[geekchick]

gremliness is right, this is one of the best tests yet. =)



Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon (101%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

TotL (135%)
Go read Brunching

Linux (135%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows.
Learn to love it.

Junkfood (120%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can
identify the source of every ingredient, not the
point of manufacture.

Sci-fi (200%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Free BSD (135%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at
the zoo.

Industrial (110%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should
listen to the Incredible String Band.

Religion (170%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the
Dilbert guy)

Japan (130%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not
make a good last line of defence for Earth.

UNIX (130%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a
nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has
come a long way lately.

Discordia (120%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on
a friday.

Windows (100%)
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a
smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

vi (120%)
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.

Politics (180%)
Stop caring!

Brand Names (155%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Hippyism (143%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and
patchouli smells like cat piss.

Conspiracy Theory (138%)
Face it, the elected government is in control.
Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism (103%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff
than to recycle.

Macintosh (100%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (90%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rules the waves. [repeat]

Gaming (60%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go
out and do something with your life.

8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not
enough.

British (85%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of
year.

Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air.
You should see a doctor about the RSI in your
thumbs.

Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to
CD's they don't crackle.

Comments

[nj-kid.livejournal.com]

that was a good one.