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[geekchick]

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MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.NEVER.RUN.PUREDATA.NET
MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.LIVE.FOREVER.BUT.LUNIX.SUCKS-BYBIRTH.ARTISTICCHEESE.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.ALWAYS.FEARPENGUINS.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.WHOIS.RESULTS.MAKE.A.GREAT.HUMOUR-LIST.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.WAS.HACKED.TODAY.BY.JAMESSMALL.COM
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MICROSOFT.COM.SUKZ.ORG
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MICROSOFT.COM.RUNSLINUX.NET
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MICROSOFT.COM.OWNED.BY.MAT.HACKSWARE.COM
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MICROSOFT.COM.MAKES.SHIT.ASS.SOFTWARE.T10.NET
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MICROSOFT.COM.IS.SOON.GOING.TO.THE.DEATHCORPORATION.COM
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MICROSOFT.COM.HEBERGEUR.DE.SCHIZOPHRENE.ORG
MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.NO.LINUXCLUE.COM
MICROSOFT.COM.HACKED.BY.HACKSWARE.COM
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MICROSOFT.COM.CANNOT.HACKUNIX.ORG
MICROSOFT.COM.AINT.WORTH.SHIT.KLUGE.ORG
MICROSOFT.COM.A.ETE.CREE.PAR.BILLOU.A.L.EPOQUE.OU.IL.FUMAIT.DU.COLA-COCA.ORG
MICROSOFT.COM.A.BIEN.BU.DU.COLA-COCA.SUR.L.ILE.DE.NUMEA.COM
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Comments

[geekchick]

Star Wars in ASCII? How does that work?

Like this! http://www.asciimation.co.nz/

[gsh]

And how in the world did you know *that* link?

Pam got another job offer. Place is two blocks from
USNO. Start Jan 7th. No worries about contracts being
let or something. :)

We're both sick as dogs though. I hate
creeping crud.

[geekchick]

And how in the world did you know *that* link?

Elbows, naturally. =) Someone posted it long ago, and Google refreshed my memory.

Congrats to Pam on the solid job offer. =) Sounds like commuting will be convenient.

Sorry to hear you guys are sick though; I'm holding out but probably only because of the vast amounts (4 grams) of vitamin C I take every day. Here's a trick that's helped me get over stuff quickly, if you're willing to endure a possible little bit of discomfort: get some vitamin c, and take a capsule with a lot of water. An hour or so later, take two capsules. An hour after that, three, etc., etc. Work up until you've taken too much (you'll know you've taken too much because your gut will be unhappy with you for a bit). Back down to maybe two capsules less than the dose that counts as "too much", and take that for a while. Last time I was sick as a dog, that approach did wonders for me (I ended up taking a total of about 30 grams of vitamin c that day, the sicker you are the more you can tolerate) and I was recovered pretty quickly.