Much worse. I'm trying to figure out how they're going to work "Pirates of Penzance" into it, since everyone who does a musical episode seems to somehow work PoP into it.
Several years ago one of my coworkers also happened to be a cartoonist. For one of the many iterations of the web site, he drew each member of the web team in a cartoon style. I didn't realize until I saw it how much I looked like a librarian. ;)
Anyway, librarians can do the long skirt and white silk sleeved blouse with some froof on it to *look* hot. They can have their hair in a bun, held in place with a pencil or two, with a few wisps around. They can wear glasses, showing an intelligent look. They have the air of authority, keeping order. They know your secrets, giving you interesting looks when you check out the Story of O or what ever book you are reading. They can threaten you with punishment when you are late with returning books. They can take you back into their offices, and start torturing you, while whispering into your ear how you need to be quiet, so not as to disturb the other library patrons. . . .
*wow*, I just got myself all worked up.
How was orbital? Get any pictures of you all glittered up? :)
Thought you might like the Kinky Librarian thing. Pam and I are going to BR. Are you going to be there? If so, can I convince you to wear something silky and froofy, and wear your hair in a bun? :)
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Date: 2001-10-17 04:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2001-10-17 10:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2001-10-17 01:45 pm (UTC)Cute pic of you appearing by your entries.
Where did you get it?
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Date: 2001-10-17 01:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2001-10-17 08:19 pm (UTC)librarians to you, have I not?
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Date: 2001-10-17 09:58 pm (UTC)Kinky Librarians
Date: 2001-10-18 06:51 am (UTC)Anyway, librarians can do the long skirt
and white silk sleeved blouse with some froof
on it to *look* hot. They can have their
hair in a bun, held in place with a pencil or
two, with a few wisps around. They can wear
glasses, showing an intelligent look. They
have the air of authority, keeping order. They
know your secrets, giving you interesting looks
when you check out the Story of O or what
ever book you are reading. They can threaten
you with punishment when you are late with
returning books. They can take you back into
their offices, and start torturing you,
while whispering into your ear how you need
to be quiet, so not as to disturb the other
library patrons. . . .
*wow*, I just got myself all worked up.
How was orbital? Get any pictures of
you all glittered up? :)
Re: Kinky Librarians
Date: 2001-10-18 02:32 pm (UTC)No, no pictures from Orbital. Camera batteries were dead, as I suspected.
You guys going to BR?
Re: Kinky Librarians
Date: 2001-10-19 08:44 am (UTC)thing. Pam and I are going to BR.
Are you going to be there? If so, can I
convince you to wear something silky and froofy,
and wear your hair in a bun? :)
Re: Kinky Librarians
Date: 2001-10-19 10:23 am (UTC)