QOTD:

I know ! Oh-my-fucking-god-ponies-in-the-barbeque! I know! It just goes to show you, like Lord Byron says in the poem: “Given enough weed and explosives, even a creature of most sophisticated and ancient dark power can be undone by a few stoners.”
I’m paraphrasing. It may have been Shelley.

-- Abby Normal, Emergency Back-up Mistress of the Greater Bay Area Night
from Chris Moore's new book Bite Me! (This excerpt will count as spoilers if you haven't read Bloodsucking Fiends and You Suck.)