...and they tell two friends...

I'm afraid I can see where this might be going.

Two nights ago there was one raccoon at the platform bird feeder on the deck. Last night there were two. Tonight I turned on the deck light and was treated to three little masked faces looking very surprised; two took off quickly, the third shrugged and went on with the stuffing of the face for five more minutes. I suppose it's time to bring the bird feeder in for a couple of nights before we end up coming home from a weekend away to find them parked on the sofa with the remotes, a bag of chips and a couple of beers, watching Animal Planet while Gateway cowers under the bed.

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