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A little ditty in honor of Amy:

Happy Birthday! <uhh!> Happy Birthday! <uhh!>

Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near

Happy Birthday! <uhh!> Happy Birthday! <uhh!>

Death, destruction, and despair
People dying everywhere

Happy Birthday! <uhh!> Happy Birthday! <uhh!>

Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far

Happy Birthday! <uhh!> Happy Birthday! <uhh!>

today's giggle

Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Symantec's AntiVirus Research Center today confirmed that foot-and-mouth disease cannot be spread by Microsoft's Outlook email application, believed to be the first time the program has ever failed to propagate a major virus.

Executives at Microsoft, meanwhile, were equally skeptical, insisting that Outlook's patented Virus Transfer Protocol (VTP) has proven virtually pervious to any virus. The company, however, will issue a free VTP patch if it turns out the application is not vulnerable to foot-and-mouth.