(no subject)

[geekchick]

*facepalm* I just read "drought-hurt farmers" as "doughnut farmers". Then I spent a moment picturing the vast doughnut fields of the Midwest stretching as far as the eye could see, a patchwork of alternating glazed, cake, and jam-filled breakfast treats. Then I realized that I haven't had lunch yet, and all became clear.

Comments

[quasigeostrophy.livejournal.com]

So crullers must be free-range? ;-)

[tommx.livejournal.com]

I'm suddenly seized with the idea of trying to convince my brother that doughnuts and bagels are grown as separate crops.

[greendalek.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA

[hammercock.livejournal.com]

[homer] Ooo...doughnuts! [/homer]

I love the visuals of vast Midwestern doughnut fields. :)

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

Never, ever leave out the maple bars!

[nminusone.livejournal.com]

That explains the song!

"O beautiful for spacious skies /
for amber waves of glazed."

Though amber glaze could easily be vanilla, which is suspect. If you're going to bother glazing a donut it should be chocolate all the way. ;)

[broken-gizmo.livejournal.com]

What does it say about me that I, also, read it the way you did?

*sigh*

Now I want a donut!

[anotheranon.livejournal.com]

[snerk!]

[nixieq.livejournal.com]

OMG you just nearly made me choke on my burger. what a wonderful image. (er, the doughnut farms, not me choking, obviously.)

[malefica-v.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you've visited Flyover Territory before? Our secret is out!

[ilovemyman70.livejournal.com]

You make me giggle

hey there...

[happypete.livejournal.com]

read your twitter about Arisia. sneephle? what's up?

if transportation is issue, contact flyingwolf. [If you don't already know her, you should!] She vends, is therefore driving, and can create a seat for a ride-sharer.

Hey, I may live in the country, but I work 5x/week in Oakton. Lunch sometime?

Regarding jobbishness...not eligible to apply for clearance? again, sneephle...

[lizs18.livejournal.com]

Ok that made me laugh out loud for several minutes trying to picture farmers tending to their fields of doughnuts. Thank you for that :)