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Dear Apple Customer,
Apple is pleased to report that a shipment for the following order
is on its way to you.
[...]
Product # Product Description Qty
__________ ______________________________ ____
Z0B707BWC MAC MINI/512/40G/CMD/OS-X/LL 1
Unfortunately, I think this means I won't get it untilMonday.Wednesday. Which is like two-business-day shipping, except for being four-business-day shipping. And clicking "refresh" repeatedly on the FedEx tracking page will not make it get here any faster.
Apple is pleased to report that a shipment for the following order
is on its way to you.
[...]
Product # Product Description Qty
__________ ______________________________ ____
Z0B707BWC MAC MINI/512/40G/CMD/OS-X/LL 1
Unfortunately, I think this means I won't get it until
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I'm pretty sure you have to click it *really hard*, otherwise how can the computer tell you're serious? Grunt! No pain, no gain! Put some weight into it! Click off like ya got a pair! Bam! Click it up a nawtch! Dammit Scotty, I need more power to those engines! Captain, she canna' take much more o'this! If it doesn't fit, you must acquit! Tony Robbins says you have the power! No sleep 'til Brooklyn! What's the frequency, Kenneth? And who let the dogs out?! Oh the humanity...
Err, at least that's what always worked for playing video games.