One: George still can't write good dialogue to save his life and he
especially can't write love scenes that don't make me want to either laugh or cringe or perhaps both.
Two: Natalie Portman, waist-length extensions, corset, yum.
Five (Three, Sir): You do
not fuck with Yoda. Daaaaaaaaamn!
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I thought for ages that Lucas was going to set up an Anakin-Obi Wan-Padme love triange. Hell, if I were Padme, I'd go for Obi Wan instead of this whiny git.