One: George still can't write good dialogue to save his life and he
especially can't write love scenes that don't make me want to either laugh or cringe or perhaps both.
Two: Natalie Portman, waist-length extensions, corset, yum.
Five (Three, Sir): You do
not fuck with Yoda. Daaaaaaaaamn!
Re: Uptown
Fortunatly, we had friends who were waaaay up front and we got our favorite seats.
And you only know about the perky nipples cause I told you. Don't spoil it for everyone else.