One: George still can't write good dialogue to save his life and he
especially can't write love scenes that don't make me want to either laugh or cringe or perhaps both.
Two: Natalie Portman, waist-length extensions, corset, yum.
Five (Three, Sir): You do
not fuck with Yoda. Daaaaaaaaamn!
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Yes.
Why is it that George has picked incredibly bad actors to play Anakin? It's so bad they're practically charicatures of what that character should be. I hated Hayden Christansen before this movie. I hate him even more after it. He's not even that cute.
But mmmm....give me more of Ewan MacGregor...it's amazing what watching him talk about running around naked will do. Apparently he's just finished a film where he's even more naked than in "The Pillow Book" too...which just makes me all happy.
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I thought for ages that Lucas was going to set up an Anakin-Obi Wan-Padme love triange. Hell, if I were Padme, I'd go for Obi Wan instead of this whiny git.