*glee*

Dear Apple Customer,

Apple is pleased to report that a shipment for the following order
is on its way to you.
[...]
Product #      Product Description                             Qty       
__________ ______________________________ ____

Z0B707BWC  MAC MINI/512/40G/CMD/OS-X/LL             1

Unfortunately, I think this means I won't get it until Monday.Wednesday. Which is like two-business-day shipping, except for being four-business-day shipping.   And clicking "refresh" repeatedly on the FedEx tracking page will not make it get here any faster.

Your daily dose of "That's just not right"

I will never be able to listen to that song again without cracking up.

[Edit: I specifically picked the "TMI" icon for this one, proceed at your own risk. Potentially squicky and crass humor ahead. Yes, I'm still laughing.]