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William Weld on "The Daily Show", talking about the Gnomes of Zurich.  There's my dose of surreality for the evening.

tin foil hat time

I call possible shenanigans. Why are exit poll numbers changing in the middle of the night? In a state where the CEO of Diebold stated his committment to delivering those electoral votes to the Republicans?

Fsck. CNN's breaking news banner: "Sen. John Kerry calls President Bush to concede presidential election, CNN has learned. Details soon."