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I think I managed to cripple myself by tripping over a cat toy, which twisted my ankle and did something painful to my toes. They're turning really ugly colors and I can't put any weight on that foot. Joy. At least I don't quite think that I fractured this toe again, and Chris has a ton of stuff to help get rid of the bruising. So much for my plan to go get on the treadmill again tomorrow. Ow. Ow ow ow.

And tonight I found out that my bailing out of my Boston trip last weekend really upset one of my sweeties. It's been a joyous night all around.

depressing layoff stories

Ouch.

"Hi, this is the CEO that hasn't been seen in the office for more than a month. Could you, um, go fire the sales guys for me?"

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I might be a redneck if...

I don't know why I find this so damn funny. I also discovered that Amazon is selling the "Ask Me More Eeyore" for $10 plus free shipping. Must resist. No more room for toys in our house.